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"A place where the beer flows like wine... where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano." -
"Actually, a solid dude" -
"Alllllllrighty then!" -
"Buddy With The Hot Mom" -
"Centimeter Peter" -
"Did we just become best friends?!" -
"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?" -
"Farm Boy" -
"Hi, I'm a Red Flag" -
"Hick" -
"I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal." -
"I love lamp." -
"I thought I had mono once for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored." -
"I'm a butthead" -
"I'm a dink" -
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!" -
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." -
"If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer." -
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." -
"It's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one." - The Hangover (2009) -
"Mr. Story Time" -
"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb." -
"One Of Those Gays" -
"Really, Really Ridiculously Good-Looking"
