9 Lives Award — You Keep Screwing Up but Still Here

Missed the deadline. Sent the wrong attachment. Replied-all. Again. And yet… still employed. The 9 Lives Award tee is the ultimate fake office honor for the coworker who survives every mistake like it’s just another level unlocked.

It’s playful workplace humor for the teammate who somehow dodges consequences with the grace of a cat landing on its feet. Chaos follows them—but so does job security.

Perfect for office parties, team awards, casual Fridays, or gifting to the one person everyone swears should’ve been fired three times by now.

Comfortable enough to wear through your next “learning opportunity.”

Product Details:

• Material: 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester)

• Fit: Unisex premium fit — flattering for every body

• Fabric Weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)

• Style: Crew neck, perfect for everyday wear

• Print: High-quality design that stays vibrant and sassy wash after wash

Mistakes were made. Employment remains.