Rookie of the Year — Because We Don’t Really Know You Yet…

9 Lives Award — You Keep Screwing Up but Still Here

Has the “Worst Luck”

Knows More About Your Pet Than They Do You

Most Likely to Talk About What They BBQ’d Over the Weekend

No Playoffs, Just Excuses

When I Open My Mouth, Dumb Words Fall Out

Could Have Went Div 1

The Gym… Guy

Wild Card

Stage 5 Clinger

Forgot My Password, Can You Help Me?

Has Never Read an Email

Most Likely to Bitch

Most Likely to Interrupt a Meeting

Prick

Man Whore

Asshole

I’m a Dipshit

I’m Like, Really Bad at Fantasy Football

I Suck at Fantasy Football

Words to Describe My Fantasy Football Skills: Good

Words to Describe My Fantasy Football Skills: Bad