Stage 5 Clinger

This isn’t casual anymore. The Stage 5 Clinger tee is for the texter who sends “you alive?” after 6 minutes, knows your schedule better than you do, and somehow already picked out matching Halloween costumes.

It’s bold, chaotic, and painfully relatable relationship humor—perfect for girls’ nights, bachelor/bachelorette trips, parties, or gifting to the friend who falls in love before the appetizer arrives. Subtle? Absolutely not. Accurate? Unfortunately.

Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, it fits like a well-loved favorite—soft, breathable, and comfortable enough to hang on all night (emotionally and physically).

Product Details:

• Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fabric blends vary by color)

• Fit: Retail unisex fit — modern, comfortable, and true to size

• Fabric Weight: Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), breathable and easy to layer

• Style: Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar for lasting shape

• Construction: Tapered shoulders and dual side seams to help the tee hold its shape over time

• Comfort: Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation

• Ethical Production: Made in humane, no–sweat-shop, sustainable facilities; Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified

Don’t worry. I’ll just wait here.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean