Knows More About Your Pet Than They Do You

They don’t remember your birthday… but they definitely remember your dog’s. The Knows More About Your Pet Than They Do You tee is the perfect fake office award for the coworker who asks about your cat before they ask about your weekend.

Vet updates? Memorized. Treat preferences? Locked in. Your promotion last month? …Wait, what happened? It’s wholesome workplace humor with just the right amount of personal priority confusion.

Perfect for office parties, team gifts, casual Fridays, or wearing proudly while requesting more pet photos in the group chat.

Comfortable enough to wear while saying, “Okay but how’s Bella doing??”

Product Details:

• Material: 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester)

• Fit: Unisex premium fit — flattering for every body

• Fabric Weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)

• Style: Crew neck, perfect for everyday wear

• Print: High-quality design that stays vibrant and sassy wash after wash

Let’s circle back… to your dog.