Words to Describe My Fantasy Football Skills: Bad

Week by Week, Heads I Seek (Version 2)

“Why Fart and Waste It, When You Can Burp and Taste It”

“You Scratched My CD! You Picked It Up in Clear Daylight and You Scratched It!”

“Let’s Get Some French Toast!”

Week by Week, Heads I Seek (Version 1)

I Am Significantly Better at Fantasy Football Compared to My Friends

“You’re My Boy, Blue!”

“You Bob for Apples in the Toilet… And You LIKE It!”

“When the F* Did We Get Ice Cream?"

“They Hate Us Cuz They Anus.”

“There’s No Crying in Baseball!”

“The First Rule of Fight Club”

“Party On, Garth. Party On, Wayne.”

“Listen! Do You Smell That?”

“It’s Time to Nut Up or Shut Up”

“I Told You I Would Eat You”

“Fat Guy in a Little Coat.”

You Don’t Know Your Ass from Your Elbow

Woodchuck Chuck?

Winey Baby

Six Seven (Version 2)

Six Seven