“Why Fart and Waste It, When You Can Burp and Taste It”

Immature? Absolutely. Funny? Unfortunately, yes. This unapologetically gross-out tee leans all the way into dumb humor—the kind that makes people laugh, gag, and question why they’re laughing in the first place.

Perfect for anyone with a strong stomach, zero shame, and an appreciation for lowbrow jokes, this shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter (or conversation ender). Wear it to parties, casual hangouts, or anywhere maturity is optional.

Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, it fits like a well-loved favorite—soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough to offset whatever reaction this quote gets.

Product Details:

• Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fabric blends vary by color)

• Fit: Retail unisex fit — modern, comfortable, and true to size

• Fabric Weight: Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), breathable and easy to layer

• Style: Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar for lasting shape

• Construction: Tapered shoulders and dual side seams to help the tee hold its shape over time

• Comfort: Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation

• Ethical Production: Made in humane, no–sweat-shop, sustainable facilities; Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified

Because some jokes are too stupid not to laugh at.