Short. Cryptic. Intentionally vague. The F My B tee is all about suggestive humor without spelling it out—perfect for anyone who enjoys inside jokes, raised eyebrows, and letting people fill in the blanks.

Whether it’s worn as playful shock value, sarcastic relationship humor, or just because you like keeping things ambiguous, this shirt delivers bold energy with minimal effort. Ideal for stagettes, nights out, group trips, or anywhere subtlety is optional and curiosity is guaranteed.

Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, it fits like a well-loved favorite—soft, breathable, and comfortable enough for all-day (and all-night) wear.

Product Details:

• Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fabric blends vary by color)

• Fit: Retail unisex fit — modern, comfortable, and true to size

• Fabric Weight: Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), breathable and easy to layer

• Style: Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar for lasting shape

• Construction: Tapered shoulders and dual side seams to help the tee hold its shape over time

• Comfort: Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation

• Ethical Production: Made in humane, no–sweat-shop, sustainable facilities; Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified

Because sometimes less said is way more interesting. 😏🖤

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean