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"A place where the beer flows like wine... where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano."
  • "A place where the beer flows like wine... where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano."
  • "A place where the beer flows like wine... where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano."
"A place where the beer flows like wine... where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano."

"A place where the beer flows like wine... where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano."

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“A place where the beer flows like wine… where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.”
Iconic. Legendary. Utterly ridiculous. Straight from Dumb and Dumber (1994), this quote captures peak 90s comedy in one perfectly absurd line. Whether you’re quoting Lloyd Christmas word-for-word or just vibing with the dream, this shirt brings the laughs every time.

Soft, premium cotton and a fitted unisex cut make it perfect for casual days, drinks with friends, or road trips to Aspen (or at least the local bar).

Product Details:

  • Material: 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester)

  • Fit: Premium unisex fit — soft, flattering, and easy to wear

  • Fabric Weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²) — lightweight and all-season

  • Style: Classic crew neck with a clean finish

  • Print: Durable, high-quality print that keeps your favorite movie moment alive

 

Because deep down, we’re all just searching for that place — where the beer flows like wine.

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